Literally the worst sex story ever told

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My girlfriend and I had been secretly seeing each other for a few weeks. I had really hurt my back at work so she invited me over for a massage. When I got to her house I realized that her family was still home. Her parents were upstairs and her sister was playing video games in the room beside my girlfriend’s. 

I laid down on her bed and she began to rub my back. Things got a little heated and soon we were naked, in the dark, and having sex. Because my back hurt so bad, she had to be on top. The sex was so great but something was different. She was a lot louder than usual and seemed to be in equal parts pain and pleasure. I figured it was just because of the angle we were doing it.

That’s when I realized how wet she was. I rubbed my fingers together and knew something was off. She leaned over and turned on the lamp and I saw that we were both covered in blood. In a panic, she leaped off of me. This in turn caused me to twist to the side and fall over the side of the bed. I screamed in pain as my back became out of line. 

Her sister, who had obviously heard the commotion, suddenly burst through the door and turned on the light to discover us.

Stark naked and covered in blood. 

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