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    tashbrotatoes: nomnomboogers: pizzaforpresident: I woke up this morning and started coughing violently. There was a tickle in my throat and it wasn’t going away no matter how hard I coughed. I started to gag and ran to the bathroom, expecting to vomit, and then this fell out of my mouth. Holy fucking shit! Oh my god.  excuse me while i go throw up numerous times! :| ew omg two reasons this was the worst moment in my life a fucking spider was inside my mouth i used to make gifs of myself

    tashbrotatoes:

    nomnomboogers:

    pizzaforpresident:

    I woke up this morning and started coughing violently. There was a tickle in my throat and it wasn’t going away no matter how hard I coughed. I started to gag and ran to the bathroom, expecting to vomit, and then this fell out of my mouth.

    Holy fucking shit! Oh my god. 

    excuse me while i go throw up numerous times! :|

    ew omg two reasons this was the worst moment in my life

    1. a fucking spider was inside my mouth
    2. i used to make gifs of myself
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      NEVER SLEEPING. AGAIN.
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      sewing my mouth shut before bed k
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      EW OMFG I WOULD THROW UP JUST AT THE FACT THAT THIS WAS IN MY THROAT AND THEN AGAIN AND THE FACT THAT THERE’S NOW PUKE...
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      OMFG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! I SERIOUSLY JUST SCREAMED OMFG
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      no. no. no no no. no. no. no. No. No. NO. No. No.
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      I’d cry and freeakkkkk out if that happened to me
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