“fuck the police” says the 57 year old man whose wife left him for Sting
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Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe
I’m so tempted to make a music video to this
I SCREAMED AND NOW IMG FUCKING CRHYING OH MYN fgoD
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One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life.
This is what happens when you put a lava lamp on the stove.
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my dream house, inside and out :) (feat. me)



